I don't want a pickle,

Just wanna get over my menstral-sickle

And I don't don't want to tickle,

not while I'm having my menstral-sickle

And lest you want to die

Don't bug me during my menstral cy---cle.

(Sorry Arlo)

But seriously folks, There's some groups that play stuff that would sound good at SCA events and Renaissance Fairs. Look up Owain Fyfe and the New World Renaissance Band. Pretty good, even if most of it isn't in english.