Dude! You are so lame. Your attitude toward women is, like, appalling. You really need to straighten your act up, find a nice woman, show her that you can be a kind and caring person, and get her to move in with you. Then she can provide the beer, food, dope and sex, and it won't cost you nuthin'! Just make sure she's got a good job and a reliable vehicle before you make your move, eh?