To his girl said the sharp-eyed detective,
"Can it be that my eyesight's defective?
Has your west tit the least bit
The best of your east tit,
Or is it a fault of perspective?"

Said naughty old Sappho of Greece,
"The one thing I like more than a piece
Is to have my pudenda
Caressed by the end o'
The little pink nose of my niece."

There was once an old Bey of Algiers
Who said to his harem: "My dears,
Though you may think it odd o' me,
I'm giving up sodomy.
Tonight's for you ladies." *Loud cheers.*