Of course, with minimal changes, other options are available...for example Limepit, a place where one disposes of unwanted corpses in cheap detective novels. Dimwit is obviously not appropriate for such a child of such parents... Oh well, this too shall probably pass.

She hasn't started school yet, has she? Her classmates will come up with all sorts of good names. I remember a woman who, during the Tolkein craze of the early 70s, named her son Bilbo. You can imagine what that morphed into!