A young fellow takes a summer job at a lumber camp in the north woods. He arrives on Sunday afternoon, so no one will be working till Monday, and several of the guys are showing him around the camp. As it's getting near supper, they stop at the mess hall and decide to see what's for supper.
   The cook can be seen thru the door to the kitchen, making hamburgers....but the new arrival is floored by what he sees. The cook is a fat, sweaty bloke with no shirt on, and he is grabbing balls of ground meat in his bare hands and shoving them in his armpit and giving a big "SQUEEZE", and plopping the semi-flattened patty onto the grill!

"Oh, my God!", gasps the young man, "did you see that? That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen? Do you eat those?"

"Well, he's the only one here willing to cook," says one big lumberjack, "and he does use good meat....we get used to it."

"But that IMAGE", says the kid.."I don't know how I can face the meal!"

"Well", says another guy, "then you'd probably better not watch him make doughnuts!"