Yeah, just `cause you can't hear a carrot scream when you yank it out of the ground, wipe it off on tour trousers and start chewing bits of it off, from the bottom up, doesn't mean it isn't murder too.


Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:

If trees could scream, I wonder if we'd be so cavalier about cutting them down?

Maybe.

If they screamed all the time.

For no good reason.