Come to think of it, we haven't had a stringed instrument player for President since Thomas Jefferson, have we? Clinton was a decent saxophonist (though I doubt Clarence Clemens would have ever jammed with him if he had just been some schmoe from Arkansas instead of Prez), but who cares? And should we really have trusted someone whose axe of choice looks more like a demented plumbing project than anything a normal person would learn to play. No wonder he lied about a blowjob.

One thing for sure - You can trust mandolin players! Think about it! Wood, strings, no BS!

SAM BUSH FOR PRESIDENT!!!