LOL! Good one, Peg! Best laugh I've had this morning...

It's not that I scorn the merits of the legendary blowjob, it's just that I am perplexed by the utter obsession for them that is so clearly evident in pornographic materials intended for men. That's what I don't get. It's overkill.

I do not intend to reveal any more personal revelations regarding my own experiences in this area... (big "AWWWWWWW!" from the collected loggers-on and GUESTS at Mudcat...) :-)

Now here's what your typical commuter might be seen doing (simultaneously, I mean) on Toronto's busiest highway (the 401) on a frantic Friday afternoon in rush hour: He's drinking a hot coffee, reading the latest Stephen King novel, consulting his Ontario road map for directions to Haliburton, giving the finger to the guy he just cut off, talking to his wife on the cellphone, scratching himself, eating a Whopper, adjusting the miniTV set that is mounted on the dashboard, AND driving....sort of.

- LH