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Thread #64983   Message #1067510
Posted By: Grab
07-Dec-03 - 07:32 PM
Thread Name: BS: You Thought Cell Phones Were Bad...
Subject: RE: BS: You Thought Cell Phones Were Bad...
Bruce, we've got the M25. World's longest car park. Might as well have something to do other than listen to Capital FM or some other crud.

My worry is the practicality. I know from any car I've driven that the steering wheel would be in the way of anyone trying to get their head in my crotch. To accomodate, I'd need the seat far enough back that I wouldn't be able to reach the wheel or pedals. Hey, maybe I've just discovered a sneaky bit of car design, so that anyone wanting a blowjob whilst driving has to take their foot off the throttle, so the car naturally drifts to a halt (stalling at about 10mph because you can't change gear).

Graham.