I must admit that I have driven with a girlfriend giving me a BJ. It was before the seat belt laws were introduced in the UK. What's more, there were six other passengers in the vehicle (a long wheelbase Landrover) but only the pair of us in the front. She laid down across the front seat pretending to be tired and "fell asleep" with her head in my lap. By the time I realised what she was up to, it was too late to say anything and when I made one remark, a gentle bite was enough to warn me of the possible result of objecting. I'm glad though, that it was a straight empty road and that I didn't need to make an emergency stop. Incidently, the lady concerned is a member of Mudcat and does look in and post now and again . . . . .