Australian Bacon, Lancestershire Cheese, Idaho Spuds....

Actually, they're pretty darned good. I can get them at the stores, even boxes full ready for mailing! (Santee, look out!)

Of course, I always tell the REAL story: that the potatoe is held by Idaho Law in a near-sacred status and that because of this all of the uneaten mashed potatoes served in restaurants in Idaha are collected and used to fill the Idaho Spud. But, of course, that's not entirely true.