The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64983   Message #1067840
Posted By: Dave Bryant
08-Dec-03 - 12:02 PM
Thread Name: BS: You Thought Cell Phones Were Bad...
Subject: RE: BS: You Thought Cell Phones Were Bad...
Wesley - it would be a bit difficult/dangerous to "give head" while you're actually driving though.

Imagine the scene if Ms Rutleges' chauffeur-driven car were to break down. The chauffeur gets out the tool kit and lifts the bonnet - or hood to you transatlantic types. He then crawls undeneath the car. Ms Rutledge gets out of the car to see if she can be of some assistance. She can only recognise one of the items in the tool box, so she calls undetneath "Do you want a screwdriver ?" and gets the reply "If you're in the mood m'lady, but let me get this car sorted out first".