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Thread #59418   Message #1068063
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
08-Dec-03 - 06:59 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Sometime back it was determined that both Bill Shatner and Barbara Streisand are worthy of the title of

*** HOLY BS ***

Now, it is traditional to have holy things occur in threes. To have absolute, total, unquestioned legitimacy, the

*** HOLY BS ***

should exist as a trinity. After all, three is a magic number. I know that 'cause they told me so on "Schoolhouse Rock".

Therefore, we MOABites must embark upon yet another quest!

Oh boy! We really, really, really like quests! Yippee!!!!

The search for the third member of the


must begin immediately! The requirements are 1) he or she must have the initials "BS" (though either initial may stand for a given name, nickname, or stage name), and 2) he or she must in some way embody the spirit of BS. In other words, he or she must be full of shit. He or she may be a live person, a dead person, a fictitious person or even a cartoon (though anyone who mentions Bart Simpson may be itchin' for a fight).

Please submit your nominations to this thread at your earliest convenience.

(It is unfortunate that the governor of California is named "Arnold" instead of "Bertold" or there would be no need for this quest.)