a WOMAN walks into a bar. It's late, and the bartender was just about to close, and tells her so...but the woman, who is a real beauty, asks him to please sell her a Budweiser first, promising she won't be long..So she downs the beer in several quick gulps.....and looks pale, and passes out!

Well, the bartender picks her up and carries her into the back room and wonders if he should call 911 or something...but she is breathing ok, and kinda moaning softly. "Hmmm..", he thinks.."this lady is beautiful, and she seems to need something, and I am here alone...so..."

So he locks the door and takes advantage of her!

Well, about 30 minutes later, she wakes up, apologizes for her reaction to the beer and leaves.

Next night, she's back again! Late, and thirsty...and the same thing happens.....one Budweiser, and she is out! The bar owner thinks he has died and gone to heaven, and once again takes advantage of the situation and the woman....and once again she revives in a bit and apologizes and leaves.

Well...NEXT night there is a late ball game on the TV and 7-8 guys from the area are there, and the bar owner has been bragging about what he's been up to. The guys don't believe him, but he says to wait and see.....So, sure enough, the woman comes in, orders a Budweiser, drinks it and passes out.

The bartender grins and locks the door, and carries her to the back, with all these amazed, but willing, guys following.....well..you can guess what happens! ....but later, she staggers out, seemingly oblivious to what has happened.

Next night, there are 15 guys in the bar, and the woman comes in on schedule. The bartender reaches for a Bud, but she says...."hold on...make that a Miller's."

"Miller's?", says the barkeep, "I thought you drank Budweiser?"

"Nope", she says.."gimme a Miller's-- Budweiser makes me SO sore!"