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There once was a dirty old whoore,
Who poxed every prick that went through her.
The smell of her twat once killed a rat
That had lived all it's life down a sewer.


A lady called Julia Sharkey,
Spent a night in bed with a darkey.
To atone for her sins,
She had triplets, not twins,
One black, one white and one khaki.