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Thread #59418   Message #1068186
Posted By: Little Hawk
08-Dec-03 - 11:08 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The search is over! It is definitely Britney Spears who is the 3rd member of the Holy Trinity of BS!!!

Shatner is the Holy Father, Streisand is the Holy Mother, Britney is the Holy Child.

This is so utterly cosmic that I am nearly at a loss for words.

(If I were though, I would not have posted the above...which is why I said "nearly".)

Our Bill who art in Hollywood
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Kingdom come, Thy Will be done
Even in places like Schenectady
Give us this day more dramatic pauses
And cease not thy recording of unmatchable songs
Regardless of what the Philistines may say
And deliver us from Rap
For thine is the Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory
And thy horses are really neat too

I leave it to the other members of the New Religion to compose appropriate verses of worship for Streisand and Spears...

- LH