Okay, guy walks into a bar and sits down, orders a drink and says to the bar tender "I can bite my eye..."

Bartender: "No, you can't bit your eye."

Guy: "Bet you fifty bucks I can bite my eye."

Bartender: "You're on."

So the guy takes out his false teeth and bites his left eye... Hmmmm?

Few minutes later the guy says, "Hey, bartender, I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my other eye without takin' out my false teeth."

"You're on", say the abrtender...

The guy calmly reaches fir his right eye, which just so happens to be a glass eye, pulls it out and bites the right eye.

The bartender is now down a hundred bucks.

The guy say to the bartender "Bet you the hundred dollars that you just lost that I can stand up on your bar and pee into shot glass as you slide it down the bar and not get a drop of pee on your bar.

"You're on" shouts the bar tender, knowing that he is about to get his hundred buck back.

So the bartender slides the shot glass down the bar and the guy pees all over the bartenders bar, gives the hundred dollars back to the bartender and walks out...

The bartender looks down at the end of the bar and there are a couple of guys wringing their hands and moanin' so bartender asks, "What's the proble with you guys?" to which they respond....

"Ahhh, that guy who just walked out bet us five hundred dollars that he could pee all over your bar and you'd be happy.........

Bobert