...and slips on a lump of dog s**t on the step. He looks up angrily and sees at the bar a real thug with a bulldog on the end of a thick chain. He decides that disgression is the better part of valour, picks himself up, dusts himself off and orders a pint, sitting well away from the dog owner. Within minutes the door swings open and in walks a giant of a man - who likewise slips on the dog s**t and ends up in a heap on the floor. As he picks himself up, angry and growling, the little guy, seeing that retribution on the dog-owning thug is nigh, laughs and says "Ha, I've just done that" - SMACKKKK!!!