Hey, Bub, are you questioning Bing Crosby???
[grin]

Oh, OK, I guess the "definitive version is what's in the Digital Tradition:

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat,
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat.

But since it is a traditional song, Der Bingel was allowed to expand upon it and make millions. You can do it, too - the MMario version of this song could go platinum. I suppose the version in this thread is Gypsy's own creation, but I dunno. I wish people would state their sources when they post lyrics.
-Joe Offer-