Having had the experience of attempting to remove Phoebe from various places whilst her mother attempts to do something without a small child clinging to any available piece of anatomy, I heartily approve of the new name and can testify to it's appropriate nature.

The nearest I got to a childhood name was "madame". Or possible "Oi you"

Award for the most brutal reply to the question "What do you want to be when you grow up?" by a six year old, goes to my cousin Brian who answered "Not you" to the school child psychologist. Bless him.

TTFN Lady P.