... sits down and orders a pint.

He sees a cougar seated a few stools down from him. He nods at her in greeting as he raises his pint to his lips and takes a long refreshing pull.

This dowded up barfly regards him through her thick false-eyelashed lids, half-lowered and says in a husky, breathy voice, "Want to know something, stud?"

The man lowers his glass and turns fully towards her,"Sure. What?"

She also turns completely to face him and announces proudly, "I'll fuck anybody, anywhere, any time!"

"Really?" the man answered, turning back to his drink. "What law firm are you with?"