The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1069643
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
10-Dec-03 - 04:00 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Damn, LH! We haven't even worked out how to pay the paltry few thousand bucks The Shat wants and you're wanting to book Barbi and Britney to boot? Man! Those bitches charge some big bucks.
How 'bout we just go down to a couple of strip clubs and find the two dancers that look the most like B & B and offer 'em...
Naw! That wouldn't work either. The one that looks like Britney's probably gettin' more money stuffed in her garter than than Bill Gates makes, and the one that looks like Barbara, well... what strip club owner would hire a dancer that looks like Barbara? They don't let 'em dance with bags over their heads, do they?