We lure Britney to the gathering and sell her. Over and over and over and over and over and you get the idea. Nothing tawdry, mind you, just dinner and a drink. This here's a genteel gentile operation.

Bee dubya ell, please reconsider that site you suggested. It's full of yuppies on unicycles and suchlike trash pretty much year 'round.   Maybe we could find a farm or something nearby to rent for the festival.