Or a sew and sew thread. (As moths to a flame.)

Have you ever wondered what chairs would look like if your knees bent the other way?

Have you ever wondered what the lives of domestic cats would be like if mice weighed 95 pounds and had really good memories?

Have you ever wondered what happened to the old red, white and blue barber poles?

Have you ever noticed that the Canadian flag looks lots like a Molson beer label?

Has it struck anyone that Mudcatters have the widest range of interests in the world?

Has it hit you yet that some questions have never been answered? For ecample, we still don't know what the hell is going on in Iraq. Here, I thought it was a war.

Does it seem to y'all that the name President Bush is a good way to get an argument started? Nothin' else, just President Bush.

Did anyone notice that Little Hawk is speaking Yiddish?

Did anyone notice that the word "shorn" was used about sheep (and not taxpayers for a change)?

Is anyone gonna ask Rapaire to explain his code? And does his missus have a Singer, other than Rapaire? (I thought that was pretty good.)

Is anyone gonna ask if I missed my last meds?

I love this place. Have a good night, all. Bless you.