*pulls dusty box out from under the bar*

I *think* this is the box of ornaments that arrived to late to fit on last years tree.

*opens box*

yup! Sure looks like it!

*starts pulling out numberous objects - all with little hooks for suspending from the branches of the beautiful silver fir*

Veg peelers, guitar picks, crocheted snowflakes, little christmas possums, more snowflakes...

Who's gonna decorate the sucker? I've got to carve the wyvern.