Az per uzull, His Hihgness iz right spot on. MOAB iz becoming a circle jerk.

A MISSIVE FOR KHING KHNADNUTZ,

I applaud yore insensitiveness yore Magisty, you are Khing and we, the vaguely loyal subjecks ar but a motley collection obv lowsome ducks, knowers obv a few things, royal bottom wipers and directors ob enemas and stewards of the royal biddette.

I speek fer all whether they agree publickly or no, that to surfife, the Mother must have more decrees from the palatial shotgun shack. Put down that bucket Khnardzoz, and get bizzy afore we degenerate back to unintelligibble gibbering in pidjin French er Mexican er Klingon for ar amusement. You are Khning so ack like one or I will ax forgiveness and a boon from Queen Carol the CrapperQueen and she will depose yore sorry, pathetic, stopped-up ass.

Yer Humble Sarvant,
Tweed