Surprise! The pistols are fully functional Colt .45 Single Action Army. The tanks of water are for drinking in the high desert country.

Drop the Supersoaker -- or better yet, let's you and me and a bunch of other folks get likkered up.

(The Colts have trigger locks on them and the cylinders are empty; he wouldn't want anyone hurt. The loaded shootin' irons are still in the truck, along with the ironin' board.)