Cold Cold Heart
Homer & Jethro

I tried so hard my dear to show
That you're my ev'ry dream [....]
yet every time I see your face
It makes me want to scream [....]
You look much better to me, dear
The farther we're apart [....]
yore liver may be warm but you
Have got a Cold Cold Heart [....]

You'll never know how much it hurts
to see you sit and cry
but you could cry much better
If you had another eye
one look at you and I am thru
It makes my eyeball smart
I wish that you'd fall off your broom
And break your Cold Cold Heart

There was a time one look at you
Could make my heart sing
Now every time I look at you I think
I found 'THE THING'
when I see you walk in the room
It makes the tear drops start
Why don't you go sit on a stove
And melt your cold cold heart ...

Note. [....] = sound effects