Somebody needs to write me a song!!

I don't believe it myself, but I was hit again by a drunk driver last night. This is 4 times in 5 years!

This SOB was screaming up the road in the left lane, I was cruising in the right - he side swipped me at abouy 65 MPH, tore off my front bumper and other bits - then he floored it and swerved and swayed up the road into a cloud of dust. Gone forever - the son of a b*tch!

He hit the car behind me too. Cops came and tried to make sense of the whole thing, and will do their best, I'm sure - but we could provide few helpful deatils ... no tag numbers, a vague description of the car and driver ....

with my $500 deductable, well we were already planning a very low profile Christmas. Good thing we have a turkey already in the freezer!

So - 4 times in 5 years!!! How luky is that??? I go 30 some years of driving; never caused an accident. Been in 4 accidents, each time hit from behind by a drunk??? Wow - what do I have a target or something???

I just gotta laugh!