A Young Texan in N.Y. is very lonesome and he's about to head for home. He's about to buy his train ticket, when he spots a big fellow wearing a ten gallon hat & spurs. He follows him, only to lose him in the men's room. He's not at a urinal, finally he see his spurs under one of the doors. He realizes the fellow is sitting because he can't see his hat over the top of the door. He hears only the loud splashing sounds of urination. When the guy comes out, the Texan asks him why he sits just to urinate. The man explains,"Well son, I just had a hernia operation, and the Dr. told me not to lift anything too heavy.