Thanks LH, Rapaire, and Amos.

Werner Heisenberg noted in his Uncertainty Principle that simply examining something changed it, and thus you could never know its immediate configuration. Likewise, by asking the question you changed the MOAB...

So, Rapaire, can I consider the possibility that having changed the MOAB by posting to it, I have also changed myself, perhaps even changing my consciousness, imbuing it with all of the qualities and wisdom of the MOAB, thereby rendering unnecessary the reading of the posts that I've missed?

Or is it possible that the MOAB is really more of a mobius loop, going endlessly round and round itself, never entirely breaking free to explore new BS possibilities, but only adding, endlessly, layer after layer of a tissue thin veneer of BS?

And WWSD were he to find himself in such a pickle? Or Elvis, for that matter?