There's a, like, knock at the door eh? It's Shane from Blind River. He is casually cool and handsome in his Export cap and lumberjacket. He sawnters into the room, givin' all the ladies the eye and feelin' real sorry for the men.

"So, like, what's happenin' eh? Who's got smokes? What the FLIP is that FLIPPIN' music you got on? Soudns like the dyin' sounds of a libberian virgin on a cold Sunday... Man, I can still taste last nights' beer and pizza...but I am primed and ready for action! Let's put on some Ozzie and GET ROCKIN!!!"

- BDiBR