Little Hawk please note:

Shatner Moment: When a program has behaviour characterized by abnormally
long pauses, alternated with rapid-fire delivery of some of what you typed—
when...........your typ........ing comes...............in........bursts, because.......your email
program..........is.........dying.....................network...............slow.....can't.................
...contin......

Example: "My e-mail is having a Shatner Moment."