The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1071788
Posted By: GUEST,Mrs. Bee
13-Dec-03 - 07:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
HELP!!! Bee-dubya's been hurt bad! He was making spaghetti for supper and went to open a can of tomato sauce, but it wasn't tomato sauce. He accidentally opened a can of whoop-ass on himself! He is all black and blue and probably needs a couple of stitches over his right eye.

I don't know how the can of whoop-ass got on the canned goods shelf. We usually keep the whoop-ass out in the toolshed. I heard Bee-dubya threaten to open a can of whoop-ass on our new kitten the other night, so he might have bought it when he bought catfood. I'm glad it was only a kitten-size can, 'cause if it was the industrial size or even the economy size can it might have killed the poor boy.

It doesn't look like anything's broken so he should be able to come out and play with you boys and girls in a day or so.

Mrs. Bee