The spoons are being stolen by spoon players who take them to bluegrass festvals where they are confiscated because they think the "No Spoons Please" sign at jams does not apply to them.They are thrown into closets where,as mentioned before they metamorph into clothes hangers.

The clothes hangers reproduce in the dark environs of the closet until there are so many that there is a chain reaction and they fuse into a bicycle frame. A human opens the closet,sees the frame and wonders " What's that doing in here", and chucks it into the garage.

It becomes THAT pile of junk in the corner, and eventually becomes that '78 Honda Civic you were going to get running someday.

If you do ever get it to run, do NOT take it to the next Bluegrass festival!

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