Well Gregster, if you don't reckon the wrapping perhaps you won't like the contents, Maybe you could donate it all to the local Potteries Orphanage, I'm sure they'd like the paper!!
I don't know, you work your fingers to the bone, wrapping presents, polishing sledge runners, and shovelling reindeer s**t, and the punters complain about the wrapping. SHEESH!!

Oh no! not another centrally heated house!!

Love Sanny