I know how you feel. I tried to get some instant porridge last week. They wouldn't even let me through those silly round and round doors. So frustrating. Bloody Goldilocks can get her own next time!

And don't ask me for toilet paper! I mean, they are happy for me to advertise the stuff, but will they let me buy it? No. Once those free samples ran out, that was it, back to leaves for this family. It's not so bad in summer when there are lots of dock leaves and things, but now it's all thistles, twigs and dry grass.

Ms. M Bear
Surbiton