Entrapment!!! That's what it was! Entrapment!!
I was set up by the morality police & fell into the trap!
It was all a ruse! The "private citizen" who wanted an exorcism on Penelope was an undercover cop! They have been after me since I became King!

I have been set up & someone from Mudcat aided & abeted in the set up!!

Now is the time for all good MOABites to come to the aid of the King!!

Kk

PS I would still enjoy receiving the Nixon mask & the undergarments!!