The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #65149   Message #1073276
Posted By: GUEST
16-Dec-03 - 12:56 AM
Thread Name: BS: Penelope Rutledge to announce engagement
Subject: RE: BS: Penelope Rutledge to announce engagement
I have come to the conclusion that Penelope Rutledge is actually Little Hawk. I believe this to be truer than the day Penelope was born some 197 years ago. Furthermore I conclude that Little Hawk, being abandoned by the female spiecies, and he having little or no contact with women, decided to create the perfect woman for himself, therefore creating Penelope.

Little Hawk probably has a blow up doll in the corner of his bedroom right now named Penelope Rutledge.

If I an incorrect about this assumption in anyway, and I don't think I am , I will remove myself from my post as chief inspector and detective.

Yours very truely,
Sherlock Holmes