The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #65235   Message #1073417
Posted By: Dave Bryant
16-Dec-03 - 07:12 AM
Thread Name: BS: when it rains it pours; help!
Subject: RE: BS: when it rains it pours; help!
Say old man could you put me up for the night ?
Well stranger, I guess I could, but I better warn you - the roof leaks.
Well old man, why don't you mend it sometime ?
It's like this, stranger, ev'ry time I go to fix it - it's always raining.
Why don't you fix it when it's dry ?
- Caws it don't leak then !


- The Arkansas Traveller.