MY KNHING!!

Say the word and I will amass THE FORCE D'TUPELONIANS to dispatch yore captores with great malaise and discomfortness. We march to Flamabama at dawn to unite with the Fupped Duck Know obv Thangs an' hiz crew ob miscreants and in-bred half breeds. Stay in yore hole in the ground til the sound of gnashing ob teeth comes to an end.

Az fore Winston-Salem, I cerilly hop thet you stay on yore side ob the water and in thet manner avoid the humiliation of a public spanking.

F.M.(Force Majore)Tweed
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