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Thread #59418   Message #1073520
Posted By: Rapparee
16-Dec-03 - 09:30 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
It's nothing, ilk. Just the symptoms of a raging case of what the doctors call "death." Don't be alarmed; the symptoms don't last long.

It's caused by drinking water. It would never happen if you didn't drink water or something containing water. Which is why, from the very moment of my birth, I've consumed no liquid but liquor, with a minimum alcohol content of 90%. If you had done the same thing these changes wouldn't have happened.

So sorry. Someone should have told you sooner but I suppose they forgot.