The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1073734
Posted By: Rapparee
16-Dec-03 - 11:14 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
A friend in Louisiana sent the following to me. I find it to be excellent advice and urge ALL MOABites, without exception to follow it. Except, perhaps, for freds. Feel free to pass it one; you'll be doing others a world of good.

"I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........

It reads: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
you've started."

I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. So, today, I have finished one bottle of white wine, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Baileys, my Prozac, a large box of chocolates and a quart of beer.

You have no idea how good I feel . You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace. ..... Have a marvelous day."