Wel, well, welllllll. My darling princess is havin' a birthday? As is the custom of our people (the Daquirinians) I give you the traditional Guacamole Birthday Toast:

We wish you a happy birthday
A joyous and celebrated birthday
For you, dear Noreen
We wish you a long, long life
HEY!!!

Toss another blender on the fire, luv, and have a good one!
~Queenie