Liked that, huh? The other night Rog was talking to my three year old grandnephew who has lived all of his short life in Italy. Rog was teasing him with Italian words, while the little guy's grandma, my sister, bet, was making dinner.

Rog: "Do you like antipasto?" Kid: "What?" Rog: "Do you like antipasta? You know, antee-pawstah?" Me: He doesn't know, Rog. He's never met her!"

bawda bing bawda boom!