I thought people maight like to have a brief song I wrote, inspired by "The Archers" carol practice the other night:

In Iraq they're feeling jolly
Tra la la la la la la la la
Arms exporters count the lolly
Tra la etc
Old Sadam has been discovered
Hiding in a cellar deep
Bush and Blair both take the credit
Now we safe at night can sleep (this line sung piously)