I'm watching CNN just now and they show a woman being led away in handcuffs for selling a vibrator to under cover narcotic officers. Yes narcotic officers. No there were no drugs in the vibrators. They just go bzzzzzzz.

Now I realize that the $4 billion for homeland security has given us free duct tape advice and 300,000 extra doses of the wrong flu vaccine but a crack down on the sale of vibrators????

The woman arranged private tupperware like parties to sell the vibrators and was registered with the chamber of congress etc.
Undercover narcs for vibrators????????

In other news the morning after pill manufacturers are seeking permission to go over the counter.

Dallas police scam exposed: Here's how it worked...Cops got extra money based on the weight of drugs confiscated divided by a street value formula. So the cops got convicted drug pushers to give 5lb bags of crushed billard chalk to illegal aliens and set up a sale sting. The aliens were arrested the "drugs" weighed and the checks were given out. On top of that...
Most of the checks that were signed turned out to be forgeries.
Then the Mexicans were duly sentenced to long prison sentences.

Well the police dept. said it was all done by a lone patrolman...and he was found innocent.

What the police did not count on was one Mexican family using all their savings for a lawyer. At least we are all a bit safer from killer billiard chalk... and vibrators?