Well, it's about time, dangit. Vibrators! Shoot, women! No, don't shoot the women... Ahhhh, Like, okay, how am I gonna say this without Tom Ridge 'er some danged feminist with hair growin' out of her armpits longed that Saddam recent beard? Come on, Bobert, spit it out... Okay, womenz. Here goes. You live in the stud capital of the universe right here in that land of NASCAR and Budweiser... You don't need no vibrators in the good ol' US of A. No sir... All you need to do is, ahhh, fetch me a danged beer and turn the channel on to the 24/7 NASCAR TV station an' ol me 'ill get 'round to that stud stuff later, ya hear?

Geeze? Vibrators? Next thing ya' know these womenz is gonna want the right to vote....

Bobert