Now that's gol danged right, Dougie. (Spit) Any of you commie tree huggin' pinkos come on down an' see fir yer sevvez... We got lectrical an' we know a womanz place. (Spit) Sure do, it's right here on ol' Bobert's lap. Come on or' here, cuty, and put that sweet stuuf right on my lap... Ahhh, wouldja get me a Bud Lite on the way, Cutie... An' get one fir my buddy, Doug, too, wouldja? (Spit)...

"Hunk o' man here, Sweetie. You can throw that wibrator away with me 'round there, Sweetie" Bobert

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