My sister gave me "Meowy Christmas By The Jingle Cats" when it came out. If you haven't had the bad luck to hear it, some genius spent nine months recording his several cats meowing, then spliced the meows into Christmas songs and carols.

We played it for our cousin John Caldwell. I will never forget, John, who loves Bach heard cats meowing "Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring". "He spent nine months making that," John said. "He needs something else to do."